"you have an essay due monday"


"you need to go outside and be a valued member of society"


"get off the computer, it’s 2 in the morning"


"they’re just fictional characters"


Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots because it’s okay to be a boy; for girls it’s like promotion. But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, according to you, because secretly you believe that being a girl is degrading.

Ian McEwan, The Cement Garden (via erotec)

THIS. IS. SO. IM.POR.TANT. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sandyorschell)


I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that