My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing
i know i deserve the right to feel the way i feel about the things that happened to me, but jesus christ why is the only thing screaming in my head are desperate attempts to say sorry.
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
there are way too many things on my mind and I wish I could tell someone about it but I can’t because I don’t have anyone in real life to talk to about it and not only that but it’s just something I can’t even tell anybody about and all these bottled up thoughts are possibly slowly making me go borderline insane
I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them
― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x